First thing this guy comes in, he comes in my house, he's like tripping, he's like,

Oh, you see, you've watched me for years.

Yeah, I watch you when, remember when it was that fitness wave, Jeff's side.

Dan, this is Mad August.

This is like 2016 shit.

Yeah, yeah.

And you were the only non corny one.

Like they were trying to pick up girls and stuff.

I don't want to be rude to them, but they were so cringe, bro, the fitness

wave. Yeah.

They're like, these guys are the most, I'm not going to say names because I, you

know, these guys are cool people.

But they're, they shredded to the bone.

Serrat is showing everything, making out with a three out of 10 ugly ass

at a rate and kind of like forcing her head there.

And like, you know, like kind of a creepy kind of makeup.

And I used to watch, I'd be like, these guys aren't even fitness models.

You know, I was a fitness model.

These guys are shredded to the bone with way more lean body mass than a fitness

model. So I was like, if they look this good, how are they still just picking

up ugly chicks?

How the fuck?

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