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Should tell you this but Eric hired someone who sounds just like him to host today's show

But since I'm the announcer they told me so I am telling you don't be fooled the real Eric's in jail

Welcome

Hey there folks. I

Yeah, yeah

Someone if the real Eric's in jail you can't tell I sound just like them and we're just gonna go with it

Alvin you can't even tell that it's not me can you? No, no

It's not like I'm in jail because I'm calling in today. I'm phoning it in as they say I'm phoning it

You are literally phoning it in you if if memory serves in hour one you informed us that the reason you're not in the studio

Where I can see you is that you're actually at the nose doctor

Yes, well, I'm in root at this point. Oh, you're in you're not even at you're not even there

You're you're on root to the nose doctor now the nose is your nose is your nose sick?

It's sick. Yeah, it was I had a habit of sling for a while

I'm following my nose to the nose doctor oddly enough

Always follow your nose. That's what that's my motto always follow your nose

Well, so you're you're going to the nose doctor. Is he gonna quarterize it? So it's so you stop getting those those nose bleeds

Well, it's a she yeah, she got sir. Oh, it's a she it's a she doctor, but the nose is a masculine

But the nose is masculine

It better be it's on my face. So it's embarrassing to have your masculine to have your masculine nose

Operated on by a female doctor. I don't know. I would I hope you better ask your nose in advance

Okay, now listen my friend. You want to talk about nose bleeds? Yeah yesterday my Donald drains the swamp book

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