Brad Williams Episode 1129

Fitzdog Radio

Greg Fitzsimmons

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.6 • 4.2K Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2026

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Subscribe to Greg Fitzsimmons: https://bit.ly/subGregFitz Brad Williams is back! The guys talk beauty pageants in Texas, post-Epstein paranoia, bombing Iran distractions, and why Fitz just stares at dads now. Then it’s straight into bourbon talk, Pappy Van Winkle airport purchases, Peaky Blinders whiskey cravings, and the realities of being a “functioning” alcoholic. Brad opens up about being married, midday sex saving marriages, dwarf roast battles, Kill Tony panel anxiety, Skankfest nude roasts, and the logistics of dwarf vs. average-sized fight intervention. This show is produced by Gotham Production Studios and part of the Gotham Network. https://www.gothamproductionstudios.com/studios/ Follow Greg Fitzsimmons: Facebook: https://facebook.com/FitzdogRadio Instagram: https://instagram.com/gregfitzsimmons Twitter: https://twitter.com/gregfitzshow Official Website: http://gregfitzsimmons.com Tour Dates: https://bit.ly/GregFitzTour Merch: https://bit.ly/GregFitzMerch “Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons” Book: https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82 “Life on Stage” Comedy Special: https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial Listen to Greg Fitzsimmons: Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio Sunday Papers: http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod Childish: http://childishpod.com Watch more Greg Fitzsimmons: Latest Uploads: https://bit.ly/latestGregFitz Fitzdog Radio: https://bit.ly/radioGregFitz Sunday Papers: https://bit.ly/sundayGregFitz Stand Up Comedy: https://bit.ly/comedyGregFitz Popular Videos: https://bit.ly/popGregFitz About Greg Fitzsimmons: Mixing an incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Greg Fitzsimmons is an accomplished stand-up, an Emmy Award winning writer, and a host on TV, radio and his own podcasts. Greg is host of the popular “FitzDog Radio” podcast (https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio), as well as “Sunday Papers” with co-host Mike Gibbons (http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod) and “Childish” with co-host Alison Rosen (http://childishpod.com). A regular with Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Kimmel, Greg also frequents “The Joe Rogan Experience,” “Lights Out with David Spade,” and has made more than 50 visits to “The Howard Stern Show.” Howard gave Greg his own show on Sirius/XM which lasted more than 10 years. Greg’s one-hour standup special, “Life On Stage,” was named a Top 10 Comedy Release by LA Weekly. The special premiered on Comedy Central and is now available on Amazon Prime, as a DVD, or a download (https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial). Greg’s 2011 book, Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons (https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82), climbed the best-seller charts and garnered outstanding reviews from NPR and Vanity Fair. Greg appeared in the Netflix series “Santa Clarita Diet,” the Emmy-winning FX series “Louie,” spent five years as a panelist on VH1’s “Best Week Ever,” was a reoccurring panelist on “Chelsea Lately,” and starred in two half-hour stand-up specials on Comedy Central. Greg wrote and appeared on the Judd Apatow HBO series “Crashing.” Writing credits include HBO’s “Lucky Louie,” “Cedric the Entertainer Presents,” “Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher,” “The Man Show” and many others. On his mantle beside the four Daytime Emmys he won as a writer and producer on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” sit “The Jury Award for Best Comedian” from The HBO Comedy Arts Festival and a Cable Ace Award for hosting the MTV game show "Idiot Savants." Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey now, coming to you all from Houston, Texas.
0:12.4	Yehaw, rodeo was in town this weekend, and a lot went on.
0:20.1	Great crowds.
0:24.1	Dave Williamson did a great job featuring such a good hang and the club treated me great thank you guys for coming out and uh weird weird fucking
0:31.7	weekend though there was some kind of a beauty pageant festival happening.
0:38.9	Our cheerleaders, they were cheerleaders,
0:41.3	but it looked like a beauty pageant because these,
0:44.0	it looked like the Jean-Beney-Ramsey look-alike contest
0:48.8	was happening in town.
0:51.0	And these girls get tarded up by their moms with like dripping in makeup like loud blue mascara i don't know what you call it big hair and uh it was a lot it was a lot and uh and what's weird is that normally I would see this girl, you know,
1:13.8	and they're like 10, 11, 12. Normally I'd be like, oh, we're cute little girls. That's so sweet.
1:20.0	And now post Epstein, it's just like, I don't look anywhere near them. And God forbid, I, like, happen to look at one.
1:30.9	I'll look up and the father will be standing there.
1:34.0	Look at me like, what the fuck are you looking at?
1:36.4	And I'm like, I don't know.
1:38.9	I just glanced.
1:40.2	She's got fucking makeup.
1:42.0	And so I just stare at the dads now.
1:43.9	The whole time I stare at the dads. And then I'll stare at the dads now. The whole time I stare at the dads.
1:45.9	And then I'll glance at the girls.
1:47.1	And they'll be like, what the fuck you're looking at my dad for?
1:51.2	So the whole thing was weird.
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