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Ladies and gentlemen, Chris Van Bluie!

Thanks for coming by my house.

Yeah, normally when you're going to somewhere in the valley to shoot with an iPhone and some lights,

usually there's a lot of nudity involved. And so yeah,

this is where we film porn, folks. But now, now it's nice to come in and you have a lot of

awards promptly displayed in your apartment, obviously trying to get laid.

Yes.

That's what you do.

You go, oh, I have daytime Emmys.

The second you walk in the door, I want people to go, oh, my gosh, look at this.

Yes.

See, I have a wife, so my Emmys are non-existent.

No, no, I can't plan that on her. Your award is your child, right? Yes. But, like, I've had people make, like, fans have made, like, insane pictures of me, like, like, hand-painted, like, pictures of me. And I can't display that, like like right as you walk in like hello like I just feel

like it'd be very Alex Rodriguez of me uh he's kind of known for doing that yeah there's there's

there's a there's a there's a painting of himself as a centaur uh in his house this i want to see

this painting uh but yeah so it's nice. You come in,

we're just a couple of boys in the valley. You put your name on your microphone. No, no ego there.

No. No, I get it. It's branding. It's branding. How do you pronounce your last name? Van Vleet?

Yes, so when the ancestors came over many, many generations ago, they... It's a Dutch name, right? Yes, it is. There you go. They should have spelled it V-L-E-E-T. Or F-L-E-E-T, like Fred Van Vleet, the Plays for the Raptors. Oh, not the video thing that's going away from Twitter, the fleets. Oh, fleeting, yes.

Or Greta Van Fleet?

Yeah, I feel like...

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