I'm a colonoscopy pro like I've got pelts on the wall. They turned me on my side and that was it.

The next thing I knew I was awake and my wife's sitting there and it's done.

Well Joe gave him this phone back and we got a couple of texts that were...

Not in... My thumbs, my thumbs weren't working yeah I'll

I'm trying to learn to speak English I'm trying to find that first text but it was it was definitely not English.

We're trying to speak only English as best we can today. Oh there's the proof I found

it on my phone yesterday. It high lived deal with it. I lived WTF. Miles off the top rope. You need English

lessons though. They blurred out the profanity that was in my next response.

For some reason I typed six sempertierness. Now some on social media thought that I was making a John Wilkes

Booth reference and I guess I am indirectly at the Seinfeld reference

is evidenced by the gift of Crazy Joe Devola who uttered six

separatists when he jumped down onto the stage of the filming of the Jerry Pilot

season four finale of Seinfeld. No spoilers for Miles, not that I'll ever watch it, but Crazy Joe Devola was this guy that hated Jerry and you never really hear what happened once he landed you just see him jumping out of the

crowd saying six empertirous I don't know if he hit Jerry kick Jerry whatever the case

may be.

So anyway, I did post that yesterday on X just to show that I don't remember any of it.

And there it all is when I woke up.

I don't know why she gave me my phone. She should have

realized I was in no condition to be operating a phone after emerging from the

medication that knocked me out cold for the duration of my procedure and good morning.

Yeah, good morning Mike. Do we know like that that's how anesthetics work right? I mean the fact that you're saying like, oh, laying there on my side and the next thing I know I woke up like yes that's exactly the way that's supposed to work.

You're not supposed to wake up in the middle of it when the camera is you know doing its thing. I think that's that's a good thing that that's how that happens, man.

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