Brace-Episode 84-Your Mom's House with Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom Segura

Society & Culture, Tv & Film, Relationships, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.7 • 23.7K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2016

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Welcome to Braceland! He's finally here. The star of Gigolos on Showtime and soundbites in our hearts, Brace, joins us for a lengthy conversation about life, karma, fitness, grooming, and pounding chicks. Tommy and Tina are overjoyed to spend time with affable and hilarious Brace. Also, get ready for updates on the move, becoming a C*m dog, Fill Her Up, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Right, right, right, right, right, right. Yo, yo, yo. Hey, listeners, check it out.
0:07.2	Come dogs. Listen up, little come dogs. You can catch your main man. T. Bizzle, the T-buns,
0:15.1	machine, the G-O-D. I'm going to be in O-H. Oh, hi, O-H. Thanks for not finishing that.
0:25.5	Oh, I'm sorry. I was thinking of modest mouth. Oh, there you go. Yo, come check me out this week and
0:36.4	November 8th, 9th and 10th. Three different cities, three different days. Oh, jeans.
0:42.0	Uh, Dayton on the 8th, Cincinnati, my home, Tizown, 9th, and Columbus on the 10th. I'm going to be
0:52.2	with my buddy Redban. Oh, I've heard of him. Some other death squatters. I know that Doug Benson
0:59.5	is going to be on the Columbus shows. It should be a lot of fun. If you want tickets, it's not
1:04.7	clubs. We're doing like smaller venues, independent places. The links to each venue is on my site.
1:12.9	If you go to TomSegura.com, you click on each of those dates. It takes you to the brown paper tickets.
1:18.0	Right. Next week, one of my favorite clubs in the country. What's that one, jeans?
1:25.0	The Comedy Club on State Street in Madtown. Madison, Wisconsin. I'll be there in November 15th
1:33.0	through the 17th. Where can your mommies see you? Well, jeans, you guys can pull up. Your jeans
1:41.3	is high and tight as you can. And please come out. I'm going to be in Chicago this week.
1:46.2	The Chicago improv November 8th through 11th. Then mommies next time, you can see me. I will be in
1:54.4	Hartford Connecticut. As I say, it's the C Connecticut November 15th or 18th. You can go to my website
2:02.8	Christinacomedy.com. I'm going to see those dates and go to improv.com to buy those tickets. Come
2:10.3	on, see me. It really makes me happy to see you guys. That's a good club. I play the Hartford one.
2:17.6	Oh, the Hartford one? The Hartford one is very, very fun. Oh, is it a funny bone? I said improv.
2:23.5	Yeah, it's a funny bone. Oh, sorry. But you can get tickets at improv.com, right?
2:26.8	Probably not. How about they're affiliated? I mean, they might be, but this is not a good way
2:32.5	to get your ticket sold. Again, I think last week too, I was looking out and out. I mean,
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