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Hello sir, may I help you?

Hello, bro, my name is Jeff. I am reporting for jury duty.

Oh, okay.

If you could just have a seat over there, someone will come and get you shortly.

Right.

Quick question, is there a board or a menu I'm sorry I mean what's on what's on

offer today is this I guess my question I don't understand I mean listen I don't wish any malfeasance on anybody but if I'm being

honest I'm gonna hope and there's a murder is there a murder today? Okay, well, I...

I'd like to be on a... I'd like to be on a murder jury.

Legally, I am not allowed to know.

I'm sorry, sir, I don't know that's not part of my job, but I'm sure if you get selected they will fill you in to the

details of what case so if you if you don't mind just having a seat over there

well who who are you telling me you're selecting me I thought I told you what I'd be I mean here I am

presenting myself civic duty fulfilled and you're telling me that oh maybe maybe so maybe no off to the corner with you

little Jeff after the maybe you could just give me a little pile of rags I could

nest into is that what this is because I came here to be a part of the Democratic procedure

and I'd like to see someone get convicted of a murder. Okay sir, I'm here.

I'm sorry sir, that is not remotely how that works. We're going to need you to take a seat though and someone will see to you shortly.

I don't feel like you and I are communicating effectively.

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