The Oh, Oh my goodness, hello.

y'all. We're over here in your ears. Oh welcome back to Candy Chat! We're so glad to be back with y'all. I hope we didn't startle you or surprise you,

but we're here to delight you.

That was close.

It sure was, Tab. Well, here I am using my fun truncated version of your name

when we haven't properly introduced ourselves. Let's do it. I'm Betty Ebersault. And I'm Taff the Hutchison. Hi.

Hello and I know what you're thinking.

Wait a minute. What holiday could they possibly be celebrating now?

That's right.

I am also trying to figure out what all that popping and crackling is in the background.

Well let me start by saying no, we have not watched too many episodes of Dr Quinn Medicine

woman and gone native.

Well I can one watch too many Dr. Quinn.

No, it can if you start believing that the native people and their savage ways are better than Christianity.

No, I see, see I think that one guy who toes the line of frontiersmen and savage is just dreamy with his locks.

I do not disagree that he is indeed one of God's finest creatures.

However, I'm saying it is...

It is a gateway drug the same way marijuana is a gateway drug.

This is a television show is a gateway drug to the great

beyond of Satan's dark rain and a thousand years of blood and tar raining down upon us and burning

our flesh.

We will just burn her flesh.

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