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Chicago, Illinois, North Side, United States America.

It is a clear cold morning here in Chicago. I find myself

wandering down a residential street within the city en route to the residents of one Dave Stecco.

As I pass through the bright Halcyon streets of his neighborhood. I find myself pondering what this evening would bring.

Would we see the crampas? Would we be punished for our sins? And would we inevitably learn truths about ourselves.

All this and more as coverage of Krambus N Knocked, 2016 continues.

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The journey to Stecko's house by foot on this morn of Krampus knocked, Mark Sweloff here,

the Krampus not 2016 correspondent.

Looking around, I see early morning children

standing on the steps of their houses. They watch me with a strange instinctive

knowledge that the journey I'm about to undertake is one of peril, one of

true terror. I can feel a change in the earth as I step forward, a

darkening as it were, a grisly harrowing ambience that seems to penetrate every crack in the

sidewalk every tire in every car that passes me by seems to wheeze and emit farts of despair.

Pretty good.

As I approach the red brick apartment complex in which Dave Steckau resides, I find myself wondering does he know?

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