Hey y'all, this is Heaving Buzums, the podcast where two best friends recap romance novels

while loving a fake dating trope and sharing joy.

Going to love what we love, do what I love.

Stack our shells with the crunchies out. Shout up from the rooftop. Welcome out loud. Welcome back for part two, HBs.

When we left off, Abby and Weston had just faked their relationship for his family,

including a very inspired performance of all the sex noises to convince his brother that it's real.

Let's just say they both got more than they bargained for when it comes to unfulfilled pants feelings.

So, will this fake relationship turn real? Let's jump back in.

Love it out.

So we zippy's up.

She's at work.

It's New Year's Eve.

Apparently there's a new bouncer that night.

And I, the minute that, that was said, I was like, it's price.

And it was.

And then he goes to find her.

He's getting ribbed by all of his buddies.

And they're like, man, you're going to get us kicked out of here.

We're going to be stuck at the pizza joint.

Yeah, when you break her heart, we can't come back here.

And he goes, well, I actually don't think that'll happen this time.

And they're like, oh, it's over.

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