The

The Broadcasting live, from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio

at the George Washington Broadcast Center

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty

And now

Here's Armstrong and Getty.

And now he's Armstrong and Gettie.

Live from Studio C.

C. Senior.

A dimly lit room deep within the bowels of the Armstrong and Gettie Communications compound to kick off a brand new week.

And today we're under the tutelage of our general manager.

Volodymyr Zelensko! No! What happened? Good Lord! The spicy times get spicier.

How y'all doing? New week, new month. Oh my gosh. Pregnant with possibilities, very exciting.

I'm a little hungover from a big Oscar party.

Oh, what a wing ding that was.

Wow.

I had like four different costumes I wore during the night, so that was a little stressful,

and I probably drank too much chardonnay and got out of hand.

Oscar parties used to be a thing.

I doubt they are for very many people anymore.

It seems so incredibly lame. I would they are for very many people anymore. Seems so incredibly lame.

I would like to see a documentary studying people who still have Oscar parties. Right.

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