Boy Talk: My HUSBAND... or a CATFISH!?!
The Girls Bathroom
The Girls Bathroom
4.8 • 6.5K Ratings
🗓️ 2 September 2025
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Happiest of Wednesdays girlies! This week’s question of the week is: What’s the worst thing you’ve borrowed without someone knowing? A shocking number of you need to replace your razors and toothbrushes immediately. We’ve got one Sarah who’s fallen in love with Steve the fire-breather, and a real-life HR Sarah giving us all the tea on how to file an official grievance.
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| 0:00.0 | Eraser on a private part. |
| 0:03.1 | A razor on a bombhole, maybe, perhaps. |
| 0:04.7 | That's never acceptable. |
| 0:10.3 | You know the drama is never ending. |
| 0:12.5 | Don't let it get the best of you. |
| 0:15.0 | We are here live and direct. |
| 0:18.2 | Live and direct in the girls' bathroom. |
| 0:20.3 | We've got Miss Blueby. It's the three best friends. You know what Mark was calling her yesterday? Blueballs. Blueballs. He's got to ruin it, hasn't he? He has to make it so. He has to make it just. What's the word? Vulgar. Yeah, vulgar's the word. Everything that comes out of Mark Hayhur's smells is vulgar. |
| 0:39.0 | Yeah? |
| 0:39.6 | My sweet little precious, fluffy chicken nubber is being referred to as blue balls. |
| 0:46.8 | Like he should get his own blue balls checked out, I think. |
| 0:49.9 | We are also fresh off the back of a seafood boil experience. |
| 0:53.9 | Okay, I need to talk to you then. How |
| 0:56.6 | was your belly this morning? Let me tell you. Because I'll tell you what happened to me, |
| 1:01.7 | but I want to hear what happened to you this morning. I actually almost shit myself. Right. |
| 1:06.0 | This morning or last night? This morning. Talk to me. Last night, I was absolutely fine. I wasn't. But I wasn't fine before I went because, you know, I kept saying. All day you, your bowels were off all day. Well, I had a normal day of bowel function, you know, my morning poo, very regular, very on schedule. Have my seafood boil experience was feeling fantastic. wasn't even feeling too like, like sluggish. |
| 1:30.8 | If anything, I was feeling quite light. Yes, because it's not that heavy. It's not heavy. It's not |
| 1:35.5 | that heavy. Was feeling pretty good. That night, it was business as usual, feeling pretty good, |
| 1:40.1 | like normal bowel movements, just like feeling quite settled. and then woke up this morning normal normal normal |
| 1:46.9 | have my morning coffee normal normal normal like i know that my poo is now like on its way i can feel it |
| 1:52.9 | absolutely but the way it hit me so quick that i was like oh my fucking god this poo is coming out of my ass and I am not even |
| 2:05.1 | in the bathroom yet. I need to get to the right location immediately. Like I was like, oh my fucking |
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