probably had sex a night before he woke up. He thought I got a sexy girl in bed. Yeah, like, you did it, mate. You did it. Yeah, you're the man. You did. Yeah. You're the man. You're the man. And she was just like, oh my God, I've got to go. You know the drama is never ending. Don't let it get the best of you. What's up you guys? What is going on everybody? Peace and pouts. Everyone, let's arrive

gently. Let's take a deep breath. Sorry, that was a bit of a snotty sniff. Me too. Slightly nasal,

but it's fine. I'm slightly nasal this morning. Yeah, I think it's the sudden change. And we're both on our period. Oh my God, let me tell you. Blood Sisters Unite this week. Let me tell you, I just feel like there's been extra blood coming out this month. That's funny, because I feel like... Like so much blood.

You must have taken mine because I feel like I've barely had any. Really? And I'm like, what's going on? Like, where is it? Jealous. Well, I've just stopped wearing my tamp. I said, yeah, like, I'm done now. Like, I'm over it. You've decided it's over. Yeah. Like I went to the toilet one time There was another thought

That's it then

I'm finished now

I'm not putting You've decided it's over. Yeah. Like I went to the toilet one time. There was another thought, that's it then. I'm finished now. I'm not putting on it. I'm on it. I had a bit of a surprise because mine arrived like four days early. Oh. And I didn't have anything. See, I'm not tracking. You're not tracking. But yeah, that would be a shot. We were away at the weekend.

I was like, oh my God, my periods arrived and I have nothing.

You were in the farm.

And we were in farm.

So what did you do?

Well, luckily, I had two in the bottom of a random tote bag that I packed.

Very smart.

I had an old one.

I was like gathering town. I was like, where the hell can I get? Because at the farm, they have these natural ones, no applicator. I thought I can't do that. Not the little bullets. I thought I can't do that. I don't know how that works. I can't do that. It's the fingers. I know. I was like, I'm just can't. So I was, I had basically, long story short, it was, it started on Friday. We were leaving on Sunday. I had four. Mine started on Friday. What's going on? That's pretty incredible. I had four tampons. I had to like ration. Yeah. I made it work. Wow. I got creative. I made it work.

Oh no, I guess they had the natural bullets. They had the natural bullets. Luckily when I went to the toilet, I asked someone she gave me one. And I was like fucking rationing them as much as I could. But I was so light. I was like, I'm never you, they were just regular. I was going to go through this in two hours. But it was so light that I was like, what's going on?

Like God was really on my side because like I managed to make

those last wow different story of a hair girlfriend yeah well now I'm like whenever I go anywhere

always have a tampon always something in your back because I was going to pack like a box and I was like, I'm not due till next week. Like I'm not packing that. Like I'm at full capacity. I've got all these bags. You didn't even have your nappies. Nope. Neither did I. Went completely nappiness. What's your story then? Well, my story was went to bed, went to bed Thursday evening as usual. No suspicions. Me neither. Wake up in the middle of the night. Pain, agony, clutching my stomach. Oh, no. Dibbled over on the bed. Like this. I didn't even check my, I think it was like 3, 4 a.m. And I was like, trying to sleep through it, trying to sleep through it.

Oh, poor thing.

Naked and afraid in the bed. Absolutely. Then I was like, I'm going to have to get up, get the feminax, get up, get the feminax. So got up naked, walked through into the kitchen, got the feminax. Oh my God. And I was like, kicking, kicking, got back in bed, like, oh. and then that was my

nice.

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