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Son of a Boy Dad

Boy Story 7.2 | Son of a Boy Dad #322 ft. Kyle Bauer & Nick Turani

Son of a Boy Dad

Barstool Sports

Improv, Comedy

4.95.8K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2025

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Boy Story 7.2 | Son of a Boy Dad #322 ft. Kyle Bauer & Nick Turani -- KB unveils the hard body big back challenge -- #Ad: Go to https://kraken.com/barstool to learn more -- #Ad: Go to https://vuori.com/BOYDAD for 20% off your first purchase. Exclusions apply. Visit the website for full terms and conditions. -- Follow us on our socials: https://linktr.ee/sonofaboydad -- Merch: https://store.barstoolsports.com/collections/son-of-a-boy-dad -- SUBSCRIBE TO THE YOUTUBE #SonOfABoyDad #BarstoolSports


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0:00.0

Hey, son of a boy dad listeners, you can find every episode on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen, ad free on Amazon Music. All righty, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. You want to start with Son of a Boy Dad? No. Why did you guys play at the outdoor basketball court if it was, if you guys have a basketball court? Didn want anybody to see us true that is i never thought about that yeah like we're going to the park

0:24.4

yeah yeah um it felt cool yeah it was uh i i uh the our guy that edits at colton is awesome at his job

0:33.8

but he sent it to us he was like any notes i'm? I'm like, dude, I'm not watching this.

0:44.3

I'm sure it's fine. I, watching. I am better at speaking Japanese than basketball.

0:48.6

Honestly. You don't know any Japanese. Nothing shows off.

0:55.3

I said, arigato. Ashimi mosto. No, it's adding out to. Oh, you assume me. That's better than my basketball repertoire. You can't fake it. You can't fakeo. No, it's Elisomi. That's better than my basketball repertoire.

0:51.0

You can't fake it. You can't fake basketball. No. And especially if it's like, if it's like, pick up basketball, I'll be like, all right, I'll be a bound hound. And I won't get a single rebound, but I'll say it. It's not a bad, it's not a bad role, though. No, not at all. That's like being an outfielder.

0:51.6

Yes. Yeah.

0:52.2

But you can't fake it.

0:53.4

And on camera, like, I thought I did. Not a bad. It's not a bad role, though. No, not at all. It's like being an outfielder. Yes.

1:10.9

Yeah.

1:11.5

But you can't fake it.

1:12.7

And on camera, like, I thought I did something that looked cool and I did scrub through the video to find that. And it was just horrible. Like, my body flailed in a way to like, I was like, almost the shape of a swastika. and it was it was just it was horrendous to watch.

1:10.2

We were playing MOOC, three versus one.

1:14.1

Yeah.

1:14.5

And we was just, it was horrendous for watch. We were playing MOOC, three versus one. Yeah. And we, and you look bad. We had 39. We were like celebrating, making a shot. But it wasn't even we were playing MOOC because I think the video would have been the same length if it was just three of us trying to score 11 points. We didn't need an opponent.

1:45.0

No, no. It was just hard to make. What was the final score?

1:48.8

114. You guys won. Yeah. Yeah. Not that was kind of close. He was up three one. Oh,

1:55.2

really? He was up three one and we're like, okay. That's hilarious. Him being up at all, he won. The first possession was the funniest thing I've ever seen in that it was just the worst. It was so funny. Yeah. It was funny because it was like, I just saw the clip of you guys, like, Mook missed twice and then you guys missed three times, I think. No, you guys missed more than three times at the start. But it was so much just passing around. Because there was always two guys open. You didn't want to be selfish. And you want the assist. You were a sister. You wanted to be triple-dub. We convinced ourselves it was like a wonky backboard. It was like a prank backboard. Could have been. Yeah, but I was just hitting backboard on all my shot. Like, it was, I didn't jump in the video. You should have played with a pair of jeans, like, as the ball. That would be cool. That would be. Like the gene toss. Dude, I always revert to gene content. I don't know why. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Good jeans. People are so pissed about that. White and blue eyes. Are they running out of pictures of her yet? You know what I mean? It's a new one every day. I don't know. You know what I mean? She's got a new movie coming out every fucking couple days.

3:09.9

Yeah.

3:10.1

Yeah.

3:11.1

Well, every time I open up Twitter, it's like load Sydney, Sweeney, and 4K. Yeah. And then it's just like you could see her freckles. I'm like, I'm not zooming it on her tities. Yeah. people are really mad about.

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