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The world is full of stories, stories of mysteries, of curiosities, of oddities.

Join Pat and Jethro Guillentoth for a strange, the bizarre, the unexpected,

as they lift the lid and cautiously peer inside the box of oddities.

So I don't feel like I am the most picky when it comes to toilet paper,

but I mean I have some standards, it's all I'm saying.

Well that's a difference between you and I, I have none whatsoever.

Growing up in northern Maine, we used whatever was available, corn husks, pop tart boxes.

Whatever was available.

Yeah well you've just, you've got to keep in mind that my butt is also involved

when you're just picking up a random roll of toilet paper.

Yeah, cats, I mean to the store in my toilet paper and I came back with,

well I didn't research it very carefully.

I just read the title of it and it sounded nice.

What was it like heavenly soft or something like that?

And it's always those cheap garbage toilet papers that have those deceiving kinds of names.

Like they're called angel wings or something when really they're just the worst.

Yeah well let's talk about that for a moment.

Who wants to wipe their ass with an angel's wing?

I'm sure the angels would protest.

I don't know, but all I know is that I could still see the tree rings in the toilet paper

that you brought home and it was terrible.

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