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The Box of Oddities

BOX396: Keep As Many Eyeballs As You Can

The Box of Oddities

John Elliott and Kat Walls

Comedy, Society & Culture, True Crime

4.83K Ratings

🗓️ 6 January 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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0:00.0

What follows may not be suitable for all audiences, listen to discretion is advised.

0:06.0

The world is full of stories, stories of mysteries, of curiosities, of oddities.

0:18.0

Join Pat and Jethro Guillentoth for a strange, the bizarre, the unexpected,

0:27.0

as they lift the lid and cautiously peer inside the box of oddities.

0:34.0

I'm starting to annoy Kat, I think, with the stories of things that I find in the trash room.

0:40.0

Here, there's a trash shoot that you put your garbage in, and it's inside a little room,

0:46.0

it's about maybe five feet by five feet.

0:49.0

And I find, well, first of all, I'm always complaining because people will just put their trash in there

0:55.0

and not put it down the shoot.

0:57.0

I mean, come on.

0:58.0

It's very upsetting to you.

0:59.0

It is. I really, I'm obsessing on it, but I just came back from there, and somebody put a mattress in there.

1:07.0

Yeah, there's a whole last mattress in the trash shoot room.

1:10.0

What?

1:11.0

Okay, first of all, we're in Florida, everyone knows you're supposed to throw your mattress in the yard,

1:18.0

and then set it on fire.

1:21.0

Not put it in the trash, what is going on there?

1:24.0

Well, this morning when I took the pups out, I noticed that there was some sparkliness in the hallway,

1:29.0

so I checked the trash shoot room, and there is a fully decorated Christmas tree in there.

1:35.0

There it is.

1:36.0

Oh my God.

1:37.0

Yeah.

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