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The world is full of stories, stories of mysteries, of curiosities, of oddities.

Join Pat and Jethro Guillentoth for a strange, the bizarre, the unexpected,

as they lift the lid and cautiously peer inside the box of oddities.

So I'm getting ready to start the recording session and it's kind of a ritual of line.

I'll go around and I'll shut off all the fans and turn off the AC.

Right, so it doesn't click on in the middle of our recording.

And you said, would you mind feeding the dogs?

So I said, yeah, sure.

So I go over and I pick up their bowls and there's a little bit of leftover crud in one of the bowls.

So I go to empty it in the trash can, but there are no plastic bags in the trash can.

Right, because I had to wash the trash can.

So I went to get a plastic bag and there were no plastic bags.

So I had to go to the supply closet and I found an unopened box and I brought them back and I opened it

and I put the plastic bag in.

The garbage bag?

Into the trash can and then I scraped out the bowls and then I washed them and then I fed them

and then I forgot totally what I was going to do before that.

I got so distracted.

So if the AC kicks on, that's why.

Also, you might hear Haggis winding a little bit because he blew out his ass.

Oh yeah, that poor kid.

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