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The world is full of stories, stories of mysteries, of curiosities, of oddities.

Join Pat and Jethro Gilliganth for a strange, the bizarre, the unexpected,

as they lift the lid and cautiously peer inside the box of oddities.

So what the heck is going on with banjo lately?

He's been such a sneaky snot.

He is, first of all, bordering on a obese, he's just because he eats everything,

not just food.

No, no, he is, he's still in the healthy range, but on the upper side of it,

like real upper.

And yeah, no, this morning I pulled chunks of plastic out of his mouth that he was trying to eat.

So yeah, it doesn't matter what it is he wants to eat.

If it's on the floor, he thinks it's food.

Yes.

Which is weird, because we don't put a lot of food on the floor.

No, we're pretty good about keeping food off the floor.

But yeah, he's been even more sneaky lately about trying to steal Haggis's food.

Yeah, I noticed that this morning, whenever he goes to Haggis's bowl, we'll go,

ah, you know, and he'll like stop and back off.

But lately, what he has done, if we're not paying attention or he thinks we're not paying attention,

he goes to the bowl and he'll take a mouthful of the kibble,

but he won't eat it there.

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