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Episode 285

The world is full of stories, stories of mysteries, of curiosities, of oddities.

Join Pat and Jethro Guillagantoth for a strange, the bizarre, the unexpected, as they

lift the lid and cautiously peer inside the box of oddities.

Honest to goodness.

As Banjo settles down, hopefully, um, there's no food.

Wait, he'll eat anything on the floor.

I know, it's bizarre.

It really is.

I caught him eating a pile of pine needles that I'd swept up.

You know, I'm concerned about his intestinal tract.

I don't know, maybe he's on to something.

Maybe it's a high fiber and he's doing a pug colon cleanse.

Yeah, I don't think that he's got some sort of smart secret.

I think that he's just dumb, dumb, who will eat anything.

Well, we got our internet back.

Yay!

We had a huge storm over the weekend, took down power lines in our internet line.

They put the power back on after a day, which was nice, but we had to go without internet

for three days.

And I've become emotionally codependent in my relationship with, you know, the lady

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