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The world is full of stories, stories of mysteries, of curiosities, of oddities.

Join Pat and Jethro Gilliganth for a strange, the bizarre, the unexpected,

as they lift the lid and cautiously peer inside the box of oddities.

I may have made a small miscalculation when it came to getting a Christmas tree this year.

Well, I'm sorry, when you go to a Christmas tree lot and you go directly to the nice person working there with the stick and you say,

where are your big trees?

Right, he pointed me to the big trees.

And being the enthusiastic Christmas guy that I am,

Yes, you're a very zealous, holidayer.

And the ones we looked at, the biggest ones were still wrapped in that stuff that they wrap it in that web netting kind of stuff.

So you can't really see the tree.

And I just pointed to the tallest one and I said, I want that one.

It ended up being 11 feet tall.

You're like that girl from Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory where you're like,

I want the biggest one.

And it is problematic.

Yeah, it's the biggest tree we've ever had.

And I'm excited about it, or at least I was until we unwrapped it.

You know that scene in Christmas vacation where Clark Griswald opens the tree and it busts the windows out because it's so large.

There were real concerns.

There were some serious concerns about that.

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