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For over 100 years, Trico has engineered and manufactured premium wiper blades that keep drivers safe with maximum visibility in all driving conditions.

Trico, the future of wiper since 1917.

I'm having intense climate anxiety, so I'm going to keep reading the ad.

The company's most premium wiper blades, Trico's electronic, are made to last three times longer than standard blades because they're resistant to UV.

Okay, heat.

All right.

Extreme cold, whoo, and ozone-related degradation.

This composition reduces drag and friction while maintaining maximum windshield contact to repel, water, and ice.

What's good to know is that this seems like the best option during this insane time, really unprecedented weather patterns in the world, you know?

It's like you're not even going to ask me what's wrong.

The patented quick-connect adapter system allows for quick and easy installation to any compatible vehicle.

The silicone rubber element and ceramic coating hold up longer over time than traditional silicone because they've been formulated to wear like natural rubber while providing the performance benefits of silicone.

Trico silicone ceramic clears the clear visibility test.

While traditional silicone rubber blades can leave an annoying film on the windshield that can impair the driver's visibility during night driving, the Trico's silicone ceramic coating provides clear windshields day or night.

Wipe wearing away, Alfred, with these USA engineered Trico silicone ceramic wiper blades.

Don't miss out on Trico's most technologically advanced blade to date.

Honestly, I'm feeling a little bit better because as the world is burning and freezing and melting around us,

I feel good knowing that I will be able to see in my car.

Oh, thanks for asking what's wrong.

What's wrong with you? Because I feel better now after having read that.

Nike dropped me as a sponsor because they found out I was fracking.

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