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Now it's time to start the show.

Josh, what are you doing? Stop chasing that shiny object. They're waiting on us.

Music in that shiny object. They're waiting on us.

The year is 2022. GameStop market cap is now valued at $50 billion. Visit my local GameStop. The smell of urine, body odor, and energy drink burps no longer present in the air,

instead replaced by a trail of petunias and daffodils, leading to a revolving door entrance.

Leave my coat with the doorman and check myself in before walking into the air-conditioned

2,000 square foot three-story building with valet service.

Immediately greeted by the sounds of Vivaldi's spring performed by the shop's string quartet on the way in.

Walk past the marble water fountains and Roman pillars to the used Blu-ray aisle.

Pick up a $3 copy of the classic Nicholas Cage film Drive Angry.

Guy in a tuxedo at the checkout puts on his white gloves and bags it up for me while I enjoy a spoonful of complimentary caviar.

Sign up for the pre-order list of Kerbal Space Program 2 and leave my signature in the guest book.

Bellboy carries my bag for me to the entrance and wishes me a good evening.

Guys, this is the multiplayer gaming podcast. I don't even want to give you the description of the

show. I'm just so excited to get going today. I'm your host with the Diamond Hands, Paul,

a proud part owner of GameStop. I'm either going to the moon or I may have already crashed into the ground,

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