Bowser's LOST Child...Yoshi!
Game Theory
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4.8 • 3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 June 2023
⏱️ 13 minutes
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Summary
Join Game Theory Host MatPat as he figures out what kind of creature Yoshi REALLY is!
Credits: Writers: Matthew Patrick, Hannah Malek (HgMercury73) and Tom Robinson Editors: Dan "Cybert" Seibert, Jerika (NekoOnigiri), Pedro Freitas, and Shannon (Bomb0i) Assistant Editor: Caitie Turner (Caiterpillart) Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
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| 0:00.0 | All right, gang, listen up. We need a new video idea. Looking for something |
| 0:04.0 | fun, upbeat, mainstream, just a hint of nostalgia. Something that's... |
| 0:08.0 | I appreciate the enthusiasm there, Yoshi, but we already did a theory about you. |
| 0:12.0 | We need something fresh, something hit. Yoshi, I we already did a theory about you. We need something fresh, something hit. |
| 0:14.0 | Yoshi, I told you, we've already been over this. |
| 0:16.6 | You're related to a monolophosaurus, end a story. |
| 0:19.2 | What, a dragon coin? Can't seriously think that just because you're on something called a dragon coin, it makes you a dragon. |
| 0:28.0 | Okay, fair point. I guess I'll, um, take another look. |
| 0:34.0 | poo! Oh, oh, oh, oh, Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory, the coolest place to learn about taxonomic |
| 1:00.3 | classifications. Which brings me to the egg sighting topic for today's episode, |
| 1:04.8 | Yoshi, the sticky tongue devoid of death that's always ready to sacrifice his life so that you can get that |
| 1:10.3 | much closer to once again missing the jump over the lava. |
| 1:13.6 | Yoshi is such an iconic part of the Mario series at this point that it only made sense to do a |
| 1:17.6 | theory on him which is exactly what I did back in 2020. In that video I tried to |
| 1:21.9 | figure out what Yoshi actually is using prominent physical features |
| 1:25.0 | like his face shape and this random red frill down his back. |
| 1:28.0 | All of it led me to determine that Yoshi was most likely related to the monolithosaurus, |
| 1:32.0 | a medium-sized bipedal dinosaur that has the same round face shape, the same height, and lived in roughly the same environments as Yoshi. |
| 1:40.0 | All in all, it felt like a slam dunk to me. Science at its finest. |
| 1:44.1 | And it was extra cool because it turned out to be a dinosaur |
| 1:46.2 | that not many people would have heard of. |
| 1:47.8 | However, not everyone was totally happy with that theory. |
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