"Bowen Yang"
SmartLess
SiriusXM | SmartLess LLC
4.6 • 55.4K Ratings
🗓️ 1 June 2026
⏱️ 58 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | So I booted up today and here's what I noticed. |
| 0:12.5 | Okay. |
| 0:13.2 | You know, you just start talking and you hope an interesting thought comes into your head. |
| 0:16.9 | That's where I find myself right now. |
| 0:19.3 | So I booted up. And what I noticed was... You thought talking about booting up was going to get you going? Yeah, it was just going to trigger something for the cold open. Anything ever funny ever happened for you guys when you boot up? Look at this. Oh, Sean's wearing a boot. Oh, he's still wearing his walking boot. Oh, now we're into a freestyle association and it's improv and yes and and to an all new smartless. |
| 0:43.4 | Smartless. |
| 0:45.7 | Smart. |
| 0:49.2 | Smart. |
| 0:51.3 | Less. |
| 0:58.6 | Smart. Smart. I apologize for picking my teeth. |
| 1:02.5 | I just got through a bunch of really leafy vegetables. |
| 1:05.1 | Okay. |
| 1:05.5 | So I might have to excuse myself mid, mid record here. |
| 1:10.6 | You think? Well, I mean, I don't know. Well, no. Why don't you get some floss? excuse myself mid uh mid mid mid mid mid mid record here you think well i mean what to go brush well |
| 1:13.4 | no why don't you get some floss i've got the i've got the i've got the little pick right here |
| 1:17.1 | that you're i apologize you're having to watch you and the whoever the surprise guest is i apologize |
| 1:21.8 | what you can't bear it until after you don't know i if i have something stuck between my teeth |
| 1:26.6 | everything stops. |
| 1:28.0 | Yeah, yeah. |
| 1:28.4 | I'm kind of the same way. |
| 1:30.1 | I can't... It's like a bee is stuck in my car. I got to pull over. You got a B in your bonnet. Yeah, you've got to be in your bonnet. Hey, there's a good saying. You should start that. You got to be in your bottom. J.B. Now, how's your new setup? J.B.'s in New York now. How's your setup? Pretty good? |
| 1:45.5 | It's good. I'm just, I'm in, I'm in the hotel for a week, and then I get the keys on Friday. So then I'll go over to the, uh, apart to Monte and, um, and you'll be there for three, four months. Yes. Yeah. Wow. Isn't it wild? And I just got back. I know. I know. |
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