Bowen Yang | X-Con
The Late Show Pod Show with Stephen Colbert
CBS
4.4 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2024
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Donald Trump slurred his words throughout his disastrous X Spaces livestream with Elon Musk, and his team is in panic mode after it was revealed that the former president has been renting a plane that once belonged to Jeffrey Epstein. Elsewhere, Barack Obama’s annual summer playlist dropped and it’s as spicy as ever. Next, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. could turn around his failing presidential campaign with a run of good press, but that won’t be happening because everyone is still talking about the bizarre roadkill incident he confessed in a video featuring Roseanne Barr. Actor, comedian and “Fire Island” star Bowen Yang abandoned his pursuit of a career in medicine in much the same way that Steve Carell decided to pursue acting instead of going to law school. Catch him on the 50th season of “Saturday Night Live” this fall!
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| 0:00.0 | A mountain of movies awaits on Paramount Plus. |
| 0:03.0 | That means a mountain of heart pounding action |
| 0:05.0 | with blockbusters like Top Gun Maverick |
| 0:07.0 | and Transformers Rise of the Beast. |
| 0:10.0 | Let them come. |
| 0:11.0 | A mountain of jump scares with thrillers like Scream Six in a Quiet Place Part Two. |
| 0:15.0 | Run! And a mountain of smiles with family favorites like Sonic the Hedgehog Two and |
| 0:20.2 | if. What if I told you, imaginary friends are real? |
| 0:24.3 | Discover something new every week. A mountain of movies awaits on Paramount Plus, now streaming. Welcome my friends to the late show I'm your host Stephen Colbert it is it's said the audience just got that little joyful vibe you get, you know? Because what, it was a beautiful day here, today in New York. |
| 0:51.0 | The sun was shining, the birds were chomping, and Kamala Harris is now the |
| 0:55.1 | betting favorite to win the 2012-24 presidential election. You can take that to the bank because a majority of our nation's gamblers could never be wrong. |
| 1:13.0 | That joke brought to you tonight by Draft Kings. |
| 1:17.0 | Draft Kings, she'll win the White House or you'll lose your house. |
| 1:22.0 | Of course, the Harris Wall's campaign is facing some big |
| 1:25.4 | important questions like, uh, what's up with that guy's face. face. Apparently, voters can't stop talking about how much older Tim Wall's looks than |
| 1:40.8 | Kamala Harris, even though, and this news may shock you, at 60, |
| 1:44.8 | walls is just six months older than Harris. |
| 1:48.2 | Oh, oh, oh, I think I know the reason. |
| 1:50.9 | Women in America aren't allowed to age. It takes a lot of creams to |
| 1:56.2 | look that good at 59. Meanwhile, you know going to up, always up. |
| 2:05.0 | Meanwhile, I'm guessing Tim Walls washes his face with Dawn dish soap. |
| 2:10.0 | I'm telling he was good enough for an oily duck. |
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