From the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

Armstrong and Gettie show.

This is my little hammy, well was, and he's getting stuffed.

I just want to clarify that my hamster was dead when I did this.

I didn't kill my hands for text any purposes. That's crazy. I loved him. Look how faking cute he is.

So my first step was to find someone who was as crazy as I am, but has the skills to execute my taxidermy dreams.

Several months later.

Hammy, look at him!

Oh, he's so gorgeous.

My vision was to have him as a stripper.

This is him in his final resting place as he looks over me.

Y, Hammy.

What the hell was that?

That's a woman.

Michael, do you want to do that?

Yeah, the woman, she took her dead dead hamster had it stuffed and made it into a miniature male stripper

so she has a male stripper hamster corpse

corpse is she getting any of my tax money I'm sure she is had

the feel of somebody who's getting my tax money you know what I mean.

So I just...

Can I please make it clear to the Wall Street Journal, I do not wear panties, all right?

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