So I'd heard that it was this new thing out in the world for women by women called audio porn.

What I thought it was, what I heard about it, was like erotica.

Absolutely.

Like tales of ribaldry.

Dirty vickers and bawdy ladies maids.

Like someone with a sexy voice reading a story to you?

And I was like, you know what?

I bet that's kind of fun to listen to.

Let's hear about Countess Stefania's ribald adventures with the town blacksmith.

Let's get a little spicy this evening, shall we?

He got his iron in her fire.

Because as we all know, the world of pornography is not always the most female-friendly place.

Yes, this is correct.

Let's listen to this.

So I signed up for the website.

So, okay, the first issue was it is not someone reading a story to you, which is what I thought it was.

It is you are a character in this story.

And it's a person talking to you, like talking dirty to you.

So already I am centered in my own pornography.

And I did not, I did not, I do not want to be there.

I prefer a voyeuristic position.

I prefer to see and hear

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