Bouncing Checks at Church

Run That Prank

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Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2017

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0	Oh, because you're upset. You're bouncing shit.
0:03.0	Oh, he went deep and death jam on us, okay.
0:07.0	Here it is.
0:10.0	Hello?
0:11.0	Uh, hello, I'm trying to reach a Monica, sister Monica,
0:14.6	please.
0:15.6	Who's calling?
0:16.6	This is Brother Deshaun.
0:18.2	I'm calling, actually, I'm a member, Greater Geechioner
0:21.3	of Baptist Church.
0:22.4	How can I help you?
0:23.0	Calling you actually about the offering now, did you, I know you paid your ties.
0:27.0	Yeah, I pay my ties every Sunday.
0:29.0	Okay, now you paid a love offering as well, right?
0:32.0	Yes, I do.
0:33.0	Okay, now this past Sunday, I'm looking at a check that you left us with the bank.
0:39.0	Right, right, I sure did. I wrote a check Sunday.
0:42.0	Okay, now the check ma'am was $250 am I correct?
0:47.0	Right, right. I wrote two checks for my ties and the love offering.
0:51.0	Right. I wrote one for 250 for the love offering. Okay now... What is this
0:55.1	call regarding? Why are you calling me? Well what I wanted to tell you is that I hate to be a
1:00.4	barrel of bad news but your check that you wrote for 250 actually has bounced and
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