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Hey everybody and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second.

I'm Jackson Bailey.

I'm Zoe B.

And I'm Adam, and today's topic is bottoms.

Oh, my God.

Socey.

Woo.

Music So. So. So. So. So. Bottom, as a way of referring to the ass.

The ass.

The posterior.

How do we feel about it?

It's so juvenile that it's a little bit cringe. Yes. Because it's like something you would say as a kid like as a little kid before you'd learnt the word but if somebody was like hey

dude can i just say nice bottom then wow wow no thank you go away it's rough but the bottoms of

things often pretty good what do you think about that, Clive? Give me some examples. The bottom half of a thing of juice tends to have more pulp in it. It is hoping. I don't like pulping juice. Well, I say that because he's drinking a juice right now. Definitely. I'd have found a pulp and juice. Yeah, I could have guessed that, I feel.

The band, all the thing.

Is there a band? Cold pulp, yes. Oh, I've said the band's not called. Do you know common people? I just, I thought the band might be called Pulp and Juice. Common people. Javas Cocker, man. I know it now. This is the coolest music facts I have, and I only have them because my friend knows this.

Anyway, please go on. Okay, so bottom half of juice. Not a fan, but keep going. Bottom of someone's shoe can tell you a lot about them. That is true. Bottom half of... I guess it's the same vein of bottom half of juice is bottom half of chocolate milk. The only who believes the bottom half of a shoe Tells you a lot about that person

Is Sherlock Holmes

And that man was constantly high on cocaine

No, no

Yeah

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