Bottoms Up! with Lauren Lapkus

Bananas - Funny news from around the world with Scotty Landes and Kurt Braunohler

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.8 • 7.8K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Lauren Lapkus joins Kurt and Scotty to talk about a man who “died” after drinking too much and then returns to the party, a co-pilot who was sucked out of a plane during flight, John Waters donating his art collection, sending an attractive lookalike to a high school reunion, cheese wheel thieves and a man who finds a strange drink in a landfill!

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0:00.0	This is exactly right.
0:04.0	Kurt.
0:07.0	You got one for me?
0:09.0	I have a story for you and here it goes.
0:12.0	Just like this.
0:15.0	Man dies after downing vodka with pals and wakes up in Morgan returns to the party.
0:20.0	Yeah, that's bananas.
0:24.0	If I said something that looked your world on its head, would you believe me?
0:33.0	If I did throw your mind to a sill in pieces, would you believe me?
0:41.0	Try the league bananas baby, bananas, banana, banana, try the league bananas baby, bananas, banana, banana, hey.
0:50.0	Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to bananas.
0:54.0	That is Scotty Landis.
0:55.0	That's Kurt.
0:57.0	Kurtty B. Brown-Oller.
0:59.0	We got some strange news for you today, but we also have a very exciting guest.
1:05.0	You might know her from Orange is the new blacker between two ferns, the movie, or from her podcast, Freedom, or her hundreds of appearances on Comedy Bang Bang.
1:15.0	She has a character special on Netflix.
1:17.0	Just in the new movie on Netflix, the wrong Missy.
1:20.0	Please welcome the amazingly wonderful Lauren Lapkes.
1:24.0	Hi.
1:26.0	Yes.
1:28.0	We're here. We're doing it. We're into it.
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