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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Bottoming Ain't Easy with Trixie and Katya

The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya

Trixie & Katya & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Fashion & Beauty, Arts

4.912K Ratings

🗓️ 20 June 2023

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

As part of Pride, we'd like to remind everyone about the 4 P's for bottoming: Practice, Preparation, Protect, and Pray: Practice on weeknights, at lunchtime, or even during your commute. Prepare by using an enormous amount of lube from that economy size bucket you purchased for the April 2020 orgy that never happened. Protect by always wearing a prophylactic, even if it's one that was thrown at you during a Pride parade. And lastly, pray to the pagan god of bottoming Assilopochtli, for they will ensure that you have a wonderful experience filled with joy and jubilation. New to Etsy? Use the code NEW for ten percent off your first purchase. That’s code NEW. Maximum discount value of fifty dollars. Offer ends June 30th, 2023. See terms at https://Etsy.com/terms It’s time for you to experience a new skin health routine at a discounted rate today! Get 15% off OneSkin with the code BALD at https://www.oneskin.co/ Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattel Follow Katya: @Katya_Zamo To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/baldandthebeautifulpodcast To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatya.com To order your copy of our latest book, "Working Girls", go to: workinggirlsbook.com To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hi, balding the beautiful listeners. It's Trixie. I want to talk to you about Etsy. I love to shop on Etsy for beautiful handmade items from independent sellers.

0:09.6

Etsy sellers have gifts, style, and home pieces like rugs and sofas, as well as outerwear and accessories, and by the way, fun side gift for me.

0:17.3

You know, I love certain online marketplaces of second hand toys, collectibles. You guys know I love to collect toys.

0:24.0

Etsy sometimes has people's very impressive curated vintage collection. So if you like vintage clothes, vintage toys, some weird vinyl that no one's ever heard of except you, and you're like, what do I find that I'm telling you? It's on Etsy.

0:38.4

There's jackets, jewelry, furniture, art, and more for any budgets, any occasion. I know every year for me. You guys know Pete Williams, who does, he directs and produces,

0:47.9

last year I got him a little holiday ornament of like a Hollywood clapper, you know, like an action, that type of thing, but it says Pete Williams, director of on.

0:58.7

New to Etsy, use the code new for 10% off your first purchase. That's code new. Maximum discount value of $50, offerings June 30th, 2023.

1:07.6

See terms at Etsy.com slash terms for home style and gift shop Etsy.com Etsy has it.

1:17.9

I ate some black beans, a greasy souffle. I don't like. I don't like that. I don't like.

1:26.9

It's funny because you know, you say that and I saw the pictures of you at the gala, the one that I'm out magazine and the advocate through for the 25th anniversary of shitting my pants by a cherry mine.

1:41.9

I don't like that. I don't like pooping stories.

1:46.1

I wrote the clip. No, no, no, last week when my mom got me sick or my god sick of my mom's house.

1:53.0

They didn't just tell me, God, we were sick. They were like, couldn't stop. They were like, couldn't stop pooping. Puking. I'm like, we get it. Yeah, we get it.

2:02.5

Also, like why? I mean, we're this close to colonizing Mars. And we haven't figured out that whole piece. You know what I mean? I have a this. This is my shark tank idea. You know, the little blue tabs you put in the tank of the toilet to make the water.

2:18.5

Yeah, of course. I think I want to do that like an acetablet to make your pee blue. Just go like.

2:24.0

My pee was green once too much riboflavin. I was taking a lot of vitamins and they said, oh, it was like yes, they said a certain point you start peeing out to

2:32.0

Yeah, I'm just peeing on my skin. But at my pee was green. I was like, oh, I thought I either had an STI or alcoholism. Like I was like, oh, I'm my liver's dead. I thought I was like, have you repeat blood? No. Oh, no, but I blood.

2:44.8

I'm just kidding. You know what I need to figure out how to navigate when I step off sti off sti

2:51.2

Oh, sti

2:52.0

When I stay both sti

2:53.6

If to D giant. Sorry, I need to figure I need to figure out how to decline photos. Because the trapdoor, but the level of sweating at the end of like Kansas City pride.

3:06.6

The level of sweating when I walked off stage. This entire part of my face was gone. I don't know what that's like.

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