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Coming up at about four minutes after the hour, it's my strawberry letter for today.

And the subject is, if he's going, I'm going to.

All right.

We'll get into that.

Find out what that's all about.

They're going somewhere.

We do know that.

We'll find out in just a few because right now it is time for the nephew and today's prank phone call.

Nephew, what you got for us?

This right here is Shirley.

This goes out to all those cheerleader moms, cheerleader dads, cheerleader parents.

This goes out to you all.

You know, I was a cheerleader dad.

We was cheerleader parents for quite some time with sitting in. This right here is called Bottom of the Pyramid. Bottom of the pyramid, okay? Everybody can't be on top. Everybody can be a flyer. You understand, I'm saying. You got to have that base down there, okay? You know, they're a little thicker. No, I, uh, careful. Big, thick is not the right word. They're a little stronger. Stronger. Yeah. Stronger is the word. Well, look at it this way. They can't fly. Okay. They can't fly. Okay. Everybody can't fly. You about to be canceled by Chairman. I know. I know, I know. But they know it. They know it.

And Chip,

cheer paying can't fly. You're about to be canceled by cheer mom. I know. I know. I know. I know.

I know.

But they know it.

They know it.

And cheer parents are the worst. They y'all, y'all go in hard, boy. At the competition, y'all something else. Y'all don't know how to just sit down and just watch the entertainment. No. You're screaming. and you're holl and you're scared the hell out of your kids.

And for your dad's out there that can't tie that ribbon in that hair right?

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