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Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter

Bottled Water

Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter

Barstool Sports

Society & Culture, Philosophy

4.66.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2021

⏱️ 123 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode of Macrodosing, Billy Football returns to talk the conspiracies and facts behind the business of bottled water. Some say it's the scam of the century. You'll hear everything from Dasani putting salt in the water to keep you thirsty to Billy getting scammed on Craigslist. You don't want to miss it. Also, Frank The Tank joins us to do a water taste test. Sit back, relax, and enjoy. 1:00 Billy returns 3:00 Billy saves Democracy 6:00 Billy gets scammed on Craigslist 12:30 Nazi Kool-Aid 18:30 Water talk begins 22:00 Water break stories 30:45 Arian football story 34:40 PFT hilarious coach story 39:00 Best water bottle to piss in 44:00 History of bottled water 51:00 Regulations on bottled water 58:00 Peeing in the ocean 1:01:00 Towing iceberg idea 1:03:00 PH levels 1:18:00 Tap water 1:30:00 Frank The Tank taste test


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0:00.0

Hey, macro dosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple podcast,

0:04.5

Spotify or YouTube.

0:05.9

Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music.

0:09.4

We're back.

0:10.0

It's another episode of macro dosing.

0:11.6

We have a very special guest on the show today.

0:16.8

Want to give a warm welcome back to our our prodigal son.

0:21.6

He's back temporarily from fraternity leave.

0:24.8

It's Billy football.

0:26.6

Billy, how are you doing?

0:28.0

It's good to see you, buddy.

0:29.0

Hey, thanks for having me.

0:30.6

Just taking a little break from the books.

0:34.6

And then I was like writing a paper all today.

0:38.0

So this is a great break.

0:39.4

What was your payday?

0:40.6

I'm glad to be here.

0:41.6

I'm literally my senior thesis.

0:43.3

Like it's like getting pretty.

0:45.9

You know, I just have to submit it by Wednesday.

0:48.8

So if you're listening this on Wednesday, there's a very good chance.

0:51.6

I'm like in that grace period between finishing all my studies and like

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