Bottled Water & Wieners feat. Alessandra
The Southern Tea
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4.3 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 11 June 2025
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Lindsie is joined by Alessandra from Vibin' & Kinda Thrivin' for an unfiltered chat about everything from curly hair routines to navigating tricky family dynamics and the chaos of co-parenting. They talk the latest on the Idaho Four case, and get real about the challenges of balancing motherhood, anxiety, and personal boundaries. Plus, which one of the friend group is which Kardashian, Lindsie unpacks the New York City chaos from week's ago and discusses why some things are best left unsaid (for now!). Tune in for laughs, honesty, and a dose of real-life wisdom.
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| 0:00.0 | Maybe I'm just like weird, maybe I'm crunchy. |
| 0:04.0 | This is the Southern Tea with Lindsay Crisly. |
| 0:06.6 | I think it's so funny when you get Christmas cards and all of these people write their children's accomplishments on the back. |
| 0:13.0 | I don't love them. |
| 0:14.1 | A Southern girl and a boy mom who's trying to navigate life while staying true to her roots. |
| 0:19.1 | I am a functioning, non-functioning human being right now. |
| 0:23.1 | Join Lindsay each week as she swears to spill the tea, the whole tea, and nothing but the tea. |
| 0:29.0 | That is the tea. Here's Lindsay. |
| 0:34.3 | Good morning and welcome back to another episode of the Southern Tea. I am so excited this morning because I have Alessandra on here with me. Good morning. Good morning. Hey, y'all. Listen to me right now. I look. I look like a psychopath. That's number one. I've washed my hair for three days and I couldn't wait to get on this episode with you |
| 0:55.1 | because I think I'm going to start doing the curly girl method, but I don't know how to do it. |
| 0:59.5 | Oh, that you have great hair. I know. I look at your waves. I knew you had curls under there because |
| 1:04.7 | when you were, when we were New York and you were talking about blowing out your hair, you were saying that it doesn't hold a curl and you have to, I mean, a blowout, you have to do so specific. I'm like, girl, you got waves under there. I can see |
| 1:14.5 | our natural curl pattern. I know. And it's like, look at this underneath. Yeah. I'm like, |
| 1:19.1 | what, what's happening? Yeah. I mean, first, hair can change, like, hormonally, hair can change like every seven years. So if it wasn't always more textured, it could be getting more textured, like, as you're |
| 1:30.3 | aging. |
| 1:31.5 | But I really like Miss Jessie's curls products. |
| 1:35.2 | I like weight add curl products because they're lighter. |
| 1:38.6 | Like I have really thin, wavy hair. |
| 1:40.8 | So like more curly hair products tend to be very heavy and like oily. So they weigh |
| 1:47.7 | my hair down and like make it greasy. But I really like weight add products because they're a little |
| 1:52.4 | lighter and they have different curl pattern like technologies, I would say. So like type A is really |
| 1:59.6 | coily hair. Type C is more of a wavy hair. And they have |
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