Botox, Boy Problems & "It's Britney, B!tch"

Sorry We're Cyrus

Brandi and Tish Cyrus

News, Society & Culture, Education, Entertainment News, Self-improvement

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 October 2025

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

The Cyrus gals are back to oversharing and giving the best (and worst) advice. From Brandi’s RBF (Botox to the rescue!) to bad dates, weird questions, and unsolicited opinions—both theirs and everyone else’s—it’s basically therapy… but cheaper and totally unqualified.

This week, the stoners came through with some juicy questions: Should I text him first? How do you politely tell people to stop asking when you’re having kids? Plus, a few solid rants and random tangents (obviously).

So settle in, grab your drink of choice, and join the girlies in overthinking their lives together.

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1:25.1	Feel the difference with CBDF. Everyone keeps asking me when I'm going to have kids. How do I politely tell people to mind their own business? You say mind your own business. Say I'm on my own time on. I'm serious. Yeah. I love to just give them the all. You know what? I don't want kids because that pisses people off. So bad.
1:44.6	It's ridiculous if that pisses people off.
1:46.3	It really does.
1:47.0	But I kind of love pissing people off over that.
1:48.8	Yeah.
1:50.5	Hey y'all.
1:51.4	I'm Brandy Cyrus.
1:52.5	Hi.
1:53.7	And that's my mom Tish Cyrus.
1:55.9	Actually, Tish Cyrus for sale.
1:58.5	Whatever.
1:59.4	Sorry we're Cyrus.
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