We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 145.1T0515, certificate number 38501. Bot bothered about Dungeons and Dragons.

So what is the DC?

The DC is 10 plus my power stat so 13.

Okay well that will pass the ooze squishes away from it.

Okay so the ooze will be green and the flying creature flies into it.

Okay, so six to the flying creature, and I'll give you the half number, two to the ooze. Okay. This just turns into a puddle of goo.

What's your... This is definitely the first show that's also a Deer Abbey correspondent.

Actually, it's my twitch name.

What's your first-hand experience with demons?

Ken?

Do demons play a role in the Mormon cosmology?

Very, very little actually.

Like there's not a lot of the evangelical style well you know what if you do X if

you listen to rock and roll the demons will come into your room through the

they get inside you the jungle rhythms or the heavy metal lyrics for the backwards just the jungle rhythms or the heavy metal

lyrics or the backwards.

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