always announced it here first my road dates because you guys are my engaged listeners

and that's what makes sense. And you're going to come see me in the next couple of weeks.

I am in Vegas, July 15th at the brand new Virgin Hotel, July 16th at the celebrity

theater in Phoenix, Arizona. And then in Boulder, Colorado on the 17th at the Boulder

Theater, the following week or actually the following a few days later, July 20th. I'm

in Portland at the Arlene Schnitzer concert hall. I haven't been to Portland in a minute.

I love you guys. You're always asking me to come. I'm there. Tell a friend as well.

If you hear the city, tell your friend. They don't want to miss me. I promise you.

Seattle, Washington on July 21st, the Paramount Theater, the Vogue Theater in Vancouver.

My first ever Canadian solo date on July 22nd. I'll be at Canada a few months from now

again in Hamilton and Toronto in October. And then there's a bunch of new dates that would

just announce for the fall really quickly. It's Richmond, Virginia Hershey, PA, Knoxville,

Tennessee, Atlanta, Birmingham, Louisville, Evansville, Jacksonville, Tampa, Orlando, Sacramento,

San Jose and Santa Rosa. Those are all on sale right now. They're all not coming to

the fall. So you can get those tickets right away. They're the good tickets. And I'll

see you guys in July. I appreciate you guys come left. And I'm just now I'm just

vamping because Joe's going to do his dates next. And we might cut out of this and cut into

it. All right. So then there was no reason for me to vamp. Okay. So then there was no

reason for you to listen to the last 20 seconds of this.

Hey, baby, go to Chris D comedy dot com. I am in Montreal at the end of July. I am in

Burlington, Vermont. And I got brain in private August. And we got San Francisco in September.

And we got Chicago Theater in September. We got more dates coming soon, but Montreal in

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