BOTCHED & Brutalized

The Sip with Ryland Adams and Lizze Gordon

Ryland Adams

Comedy Interviews, Entertainment News, Society & Culture, Comedy, Comedy:comedy Interviews, News

4.5 • 6.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 September 2023

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Go to http://hatch.co/sip to get $20 off you purchase of a Hatch Restore 2 and free shipping. On today's episode of The Sip, Lizze gets botched and brutalized, Ryland recalls his traumatic experience at a golf course, and the two can't figure out why their husbands don't respond to them. PLUS, the crew hits the road to taste MORE pumpkin spice menu items!

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0:00.0	Music
0:29.0	Stop texting. Be present. What are you doing? I have to tell my husband. I'm never gonna see him again. It's so cold in here
0:40.0	Elizabeth I'm telling my husband it's over and I can't talk to him ever again. Why?
0:43.3	What are you doing? Tell me what he did. He did nothing. I said, okay, we're doing the next episode now
0:47.6	I can't talk to you ever. You don't need to tell him that he doesn't reply to your text messages
0:52.3	Well, then why did he just reply Joe exposed? Why did he just reply? Is it like a thumbs down or something?
0:57.3	If it is love you are he's doing that because he knows you're with me. He knows you're with me. He doesn't do that now
1:02.0	I mean no matter what it's pretty nice that he replies to you no matter what so like you should just start saying
1:07.8	Hey, I'm gonna be out with Ryan. I'm sorry to reply because we'll be at like the most fun day of our lives
1:13.2	And she'll be like sending him like picture picture essay essay update. It's because we're having fun
1:19.8	It makes me love him and then
1:22.8	Just nothing. He never responds never respond. And then one time I was like I love you
1:27.4	And I think all he did was thumbs up it and Morgan saw it and I was so embarrassed that when I got home
1:31.7	I told him I was like that really made me look bad and he was like I'm so sorry because he started laughing because he's like I get it
1:38.2	I know but have you ever confessed to him that I wasn't comparing you to another woman?
1:45.6	Because remember how you boldly and still I don't think he remembers that conversation. Yeah, he's gonna
1:51.7	Hate me. I've got to follow him on Instagram again. Do you know? I don't think you know I have fear to this day over that
1:58.9	Which is crazy because I don't think he knows when we were pretty far removed like six years ago
2:03.8	I was just like unfollowing everyone and he happened to be one of them
2:08.1	But then I didn't want to request again because I think his was private because then he would have known that I had unfollowed
2:12.6	I don't think he knows or cares. I know but it like bothers me. I don't think he's posted on Instagram since
2:17.8	2016 okay, and you don't think he's looking
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