The Surgeon General has determined that smoking causes lung cancer, heart disease, and emphysema.

I only smoke when I drink, I only drink when I breathe, I only lie when I talk, I only get when I receive, I only started smoking

It was late last year, and it's only because it goes down well with a beer, yeah, ice cold beer, ice-coffin, yeah.

Well, you know, it causes cancer, it's not the answer.

Don't take the chance, yeah.

But you know it's not entirely true, I'm sure that some of you will live to a hundred and two.

And you can't even smoke inside, not even at the barge.

I only smoke when I drink, I only drink when I breathe, I only lie when I talk, I only get

when I receive, I only started smoking it was late last year, and it's only because it goes

that well with a beer, yeah, an iceld brusky

Well, you know, my mother would always say,

Excessive smoking will take your life away

But bomb George Burns smoked like a chimney

And still he lived to 103.

But Ma, if it makes you feel all right, I'm only smoking camel ultralight.

I only smoke when I drink, I only drink when I breathe, I only lie when I talk, I only get when I receive,

I only started smoking it was late last year, and it's only because it goes that well with a beer, yeah, ice cold beer, yeah.

Straight from the cooler.

Here comes the lead break and I'm all set

to have another cigarette.

Ah yeah

Nothing better than that good cigarette

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