Hey Isabella, did you see that a soccer player kept the ball in the air for 28 hours and 21 minutes?

Like a, I don't know. Chris sent it.

What, like, oh, I'm imagining him like just blowing up the ball.

He's blowing in and he's like...

That would be so much more impressive.

Is he the big bad wolf? How would he possibly have the wind power? I don't know, you gave me a little detail, and my imagination just fills in the rest. A little, like, kick things, the little dribbling or the juggling. Oh, for some reason when you said it, my brain just didn't process the fact that it's like continuously touching something.

Like I just thought it's just like floating.

Fair.

That's fair. That's fair. And that's on phrasing. Yeah. Two hours, 28 hours and 21 minutes. That's like a full, that's a full day and then some. Yeah, that's crazy. Also, though, there's a small asterisk to this. He was allowed to take a 15 minute break every three hours.

Bullshit.

That's crazy because when I went after my Guinness World Record, which has since been at least tied, I don't know if it's been, I think it's been beaten by those jerks. Dude perfect. Guinness themselves were such sticklers for the rules. They were like, you can't use, I stacked donuts blindfolded in a minute.

And they were like, you can't use this type of donut.

It has to be this type of donut.

They can't be frosted or glaze.

This guy got to take up break.

No, you couldn't.

Too much.

The ridges would make the task too easy.

It'd be ridged for my pleasure, and that's not allowed.

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