On today's episode of the Total Soccer Show, Bobby Warshall makes his triumphant return.

He is here to break down the Berusia-Dortman-Byrine unit game.

No spoilers at this point, though we will spoil the results very early on in the show.

But we talk about maybe how the teams approach this, how one team maybe got it more right, but not

necessarily that the other team got it wrong.

I'm keeping it real vague, so you'll continue to listen.

But before we get to me and Bobby having that conversation, as well as ones about predestination

and freedom of thought, it's a weird episode, but a good one.

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Now, on with the show.

Thank you. Well, I can see the man I'm going to be talking to you today, which is why I'm extra energetic in the introduction. It's a man who has a pop filter in his pants and is still happy to see me. It's not one of the other. It's Bobby Warshall. Hello, Bobby. It's good to know you've already said the boundaries in this conversation, and that anything we say, any time, is just free to be reset on air. But that's cool. It's good to know early on. I think it's important to acknowledge that you are such a professional that even though you're recording remotely, like not even from the comfort of your own apartment, you still have a pop filter because you recognize the importance of good audio quality. And for that, I'm thankful. Who goes anywhere without a filter? I should add that your initial introduction, because I always try to write at least something down,

was going to be joining me as a man you want as your small-sided captain, which is true.

I do love it when I'm on Bobby's team, and he gets to handle the responsible stuff, and I just get to play.

Bobby's a very good small-sided captain, if ever you get the opportunity to kick around with him. You know, when I was in Dallas, the head coach, Shalas Heimann did not love me as a player, but he did tell me once that if there is a 5E5 World Cup, I would be captain of the U.S. national team. For real? For which of the many possible reasons, mustache aside? I think it was mostly a slight, and he was just like kind of being a jerk in the moment.

But I've always remembered it, and I try and make it a positive.

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