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Guaranteed human. Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Garrett, what's it all about? So Mark wants to play a phone tap on his dad rich. Now, dad has been kind enough to let his son Mark borrow the car now for a few weeks. So we thought now would be the perfect time to play what we call a phone tap. So Mark's going to start the call to dad, and then I'm going to join in later as a police officer. Oh boy, I've never heard you play a police officer before. I'll see what happens. Yeah, what's going on? Not much. What are you doing? Nothing. I kind of have a little problem. What's the matter? I got I was driving your car and I pulled over the side of the road and I parked in the fire lane and the cop pulled me over

Whatever What's the matter? I got, I was driving your car, and I pulled over the side of the road, and I parked in a fire lane, and the cop pulled you over. Wait a minute. You took my car, first of all, without asking me. What's wrong with you? I kind of told him you were a police officer to get off because I don't have my license either. You told him I'm a cop? What the hell is wrong with you? I'm not a cop. You're lying to a cop. I figured you just talked to him. Comority. Get off. I just want to get out of here. I'm not going to lie for you. Are you a fucking moron or something? Didn't you? Is that your father? Yeah, that's my father. Put the cop on the phone right now. Officer, my father wants to speak with you. All right, give me it. Stay right there. Hey, sir, this is Danny Regan over at the police.

How are? phone right now. Officer, my father wants to speak with you. All right. Stay right there.

Hey, sir, this is Danny Regan over at the police. How are you? Good. How are you, dad? Great. So your son says you used to work at the police. That's great. You know, Richie? Listen, I got to be honest with you. All right, I'm going to be straight with you. Your son was parked in a no parking zone outside of a deli.

I thought there was an emergency.

But when he came back, he was eating a baloney sandwich. And then he pulled out the card. He started talking about how many years you've been on the forest and I respect that. So I just wanted to give you a common courtesy. I got to stop you for a second. Okay. Yeah. I appreciate the respect to showing me, but I'm not a police officer.

My son is...

Wait, what?

He's...

Wait, what's going on? Your dad's not a cop. No, he's a cop. He just doesn't want to talk about it. He feels like, you know, he doesn't want to assert a car. I am not a cop. I don't appreciate being lied to like that. I got to go back to the car now.

If you don't mind, I just have to write up the ticket for there, all right? No, I apologize for his ignorance, sir. I really do. This shouldn't be happening. Yeah, seriously? You get pulled over by a cop? You lie to him, and you expect me to corroborate your lie? I'm not going to go to jail and do time for you because you decided it was better to lie to a cop and be honest.

All you had to do was tell this guy the truth, and you would have gotten off. But now you're out of you, he's going to arrest you. We had him fooled. No, you thought you had him food. He's a cop. He knew from the beginning you were full of s s. Why couldn't you just parked the car like a normal person?

It wasn't a big deal. You lied to a cop. He's giving you a ticket and you took my car without asking me. What the hell is wrong with you for a damn bologna sandwich? It's not a big deal. Don't even worry about it. What are you doing right now? I'm hearing. You're eating. Do you understand what's going on, the consequences that you're facing right now? You're going to get a ticket, and they're going to call my car. I don't care. Spit that sandwich out, put it back in the fucking bag, and pay attention to what's going on. Listen. Your f***. What? I got mustard on my shirt. Oh, my God. Are you kidding me? You're worried about your shirt.

Don't worry. Don't be... Don't even strutter. Listen, shut up. Stop suttering. And tell me where the

you are right now. Sir, my name's actually Garrett from Elvis Duran in the morning show. And you just got

phone tapped by your son.

Dad, you guys phone tapped me.

Dad, you're so gullible.

I can't believe you guys just did this.

You're so gullible.

You need to relax.

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