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🗓️ 14 December 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | God bless you. |
| 0:15.2 | It's great to be with you today. |
| 0:17.1 | I hope you'll stay connected with us during the week through our daily podcast or YouTube channel, social media, and you can come visit us in person. |
| 0:25.7 | We'd love to have you be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:28.6 | I'd like to start with something funny. |
| 0:30.3 | And I heard about this pastor. |
| 0:32.4 | He bought a new horse. |
| 0:33.9 | He trained it to respond to praise the Lord, meaning giddy up, and hallelujah, meaning woe. |
| 0:40.7 | Every time he said, praise the Lord, the horse took off running. |
| 0:43.9 | When he said, hallelujah, it would quickly stop. |
| 0:46.6 | One day he is out riding and the horse got spooked, took off running straight toward the cliff, going full blast. |
| 0:53.7 | In the panic, he couldn't remember what he taught the horse. |
| 0:57.4 | He said, bless God, glory, amen. |
| 0:59.7 | Nothing happened. |
| 1:00.9 | The last moment, he shouted, hallelujah. |
| 1:03.8 | The horse came to a screeching halt just inches before the edge of the cliff. |
| 1:08.4 | He breathed the sigh of relief and said, praise the Lord. |
| 1:12.5 | Say it like you mean it. |
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