Boris Gear Solid Part 3: Syncretic Apotheosis ft. Nish Kumar

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.7 • 935 Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2019

⏱️ 80 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Nish Kumar joins the gang to read from Boris Johnson's strange 2004 taut action comedy racist sex novel 72 Virgins for the third and final time. It is genuinely unbelievable that this guy is Prime Minister, not just because of all the outrageous things he says or implies about everyone who isn't an Eton educated white guy, but also because he's just so... incompetent as a communicator. Mostly it reveals more about him, his contempt for you and me, and his extreme internalised guilt about voting for the Iraq War. If you can vote in Britain and you do not want the man that wrote this book to be your Prime Minister, then you must do the following things: *Register to vote* You can do this here — it’s fast! https://www.gov.uk/register-to-vote *Do some canvassing* Momentum (@peoplesmomentum) has a great resource that lets you sign up to canvassing events in marginal seats close to you. Access it here: https://www.mycampaignmap.com We have a Patreon and signing up at the $5 tier will give you an extra episode each week. You’ll also gain access to our incredibly powerful Discord server. Sign up here: https://www.patreon.com/trashfuture But seriously we cannot stress enough how much voting and canvassing matters.

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0:00.0	Hi, this is Riley, and this is a bit before the actual episode. If you are about to listen to
0:07.9	this are part three of our three-part investigation of Boris Johnson's terrible book, 72
0:13.1	virgins, you might want to try listening to Part 1 and 2, which we have unlocked and put
0:18.1	together for you in the previous episode in the feed.
0:27.4	You won't necessarily need the context, because the story is a gossamer thin spider web of nonsense,
0:35.4	but you might appreciate knowing just the depths of the provincial psychosis that drives RPM's fundamental psychology.
0:53.3	Hello and welcome back to Trash Future, this week's free episode.
0:56.8	I'm Riley and I'm in the studio with Hussein.
1:05.1	Hi, my No-N-November is going fine. Yep. Feeling jacked already. Yeah. Who just looks bigger and more pressurized. Great. Great. It's my podcasting fleece. With Nate on the boards. Hello, it's me. A couple more days in my
1:14.8	total time living in this country and I still don't understand anything about this place. So
1:18.4	enjoying this election season and all of the normal things surrounding it. Yeah, it's no-nut
1:23.8	election, everyone. And also we have Alice calling in from Glasgow, the sunlit uplands.
1:29.5	Apparently it was there.
1:31.1	It's good.
1:32.4	Scottish Labour currently, like, imploding over turf stuff, the S&P doing the same.
1:36.8	It's a very normal country up here.
1:39.3	Okay, excellent.
1:40.3	So what?
1:40.9	Are we saying vote Scottish Tories then?
1:43.0	Fuck no.
1:43.6	No.
1:52.9	Vote labor. It's like it's just, I don't know. The internal politics means that, I don't know.
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