meta_pixel
Tapesearch Logo
Log in
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

Bored AF: We're Definitely in a Simulation

Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast

Stefanie Taylor

After Shows, Tv & Film, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.41.7K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 48 minutes

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Things don't seem to be going amazingly well in this country. We talk about the Swalwell allegations, plus more annoying Chris Titus. And being high, of course. 

Protect your skin and hair with a silk pillowcase from Blissy. Get 60-nights risk-free PLUS an additional 30% off when you shop at Blissy.com/ROSEPRICKS.

Get a $5 bonus investment when you use Acorns. Head to acorns.com/RosePricks or download the Acorns app to get started.

Get the sheets and comforter we've been raving about and cash in on their BOGO at
cozyearth.com . Use code RosepricksBOGO for an exclusive Buy One, Give
One offer running from April 12th to April 18th

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0

Stuck at home, bored and alone, you'd think I could have some fun of my own, but I'm

0:09.1

Bored A.F. I'm bored A.F. With Cecily and Stephanie. What's up everybody? Welcome to

0:19.5

Bored A.F. It's a new week. It's a new us.

0:24.4

We are just, we're just thriving out here. Things are great. Things are great in the world.

0:31.1

They're great politically. We're waking up every day. I'm just happy, are you? Right. I'm so happy just on a micro level,

0:40.3

macro level. I love the California governor race. I love the mayorial race. Just a lot of like

0:45.9

wonderful people rising up. I mean, like, are we, okay, remember when I went on the date with a guy.

0:52.7

I've talked about this a couple of times, but I'm going to tell you again, because I don't give a book. I went on a date a couple years ago with a very nice gentleman. And he took me on a very nice date. Like, usually at first date, they'll have drinks. Some jerks are like, oh, do coffee. We do coffee mid-city. Like, I don't want to do coffee mid-city. I don't want to Uber to Culver City and have

1:11.2

coffee with you. Right. Or go on a walk. But sometimes a guy will be really like old-fashioned. He's Gen X, like 50. And he's like, let me take you to dinner. Like he was doing well. And he was just like, he chose a really romantic place. And it was a little weird, but it was like. And this is a first date. This was the first date, but we had talked on the phone.

1:29.0

I really liked his voice.

1:29.9

He was super interesting. place and it was a little weird, but it was like, and this is a first date. This was a first date,

1:27.9

but we had talked on the phone. I really liked his voice. He was super interesting, smart and funny.

1:32.7

Okay. We didn't agree on everything in the world, but like he was on the good side of things. You know what I mean? like he was he's a good guy and um and still is a good guy but we went on this date and uh i remember

1:45.4

it was so nice. And the waiter came and was like, would you like a glass of wine? You'll remember this. So hold on, though. Yes, please. You see, you see him. You're skipping like good, good, good date. We talked about. But yes, it's, yes. He's cute enough. I mean, like, was I, like, blown away? No, but I doubt

2:02.1

he was either. Like, it was like, okay, cool. Okay. So, so they asked if I want a glass of wine, the waiter, and I was like, oh, yes, please. I would like a, um, whatever, I get a cabernet. And he's like, oh, and I was like, oh, is that a problem?

2:18.1

And he was like, well, just want to make sure, because, you know, my ex-wife, just a big drink, you know, kind of a drunk. And I was like, well, I understand. I was like, I am definitely not a drunk. But I'll, yeah, I hear you, you know, and he goes, okay. So I get my, and I don't like that.

2:34.5

If I'm honest, I mean, you know, work that out.

2:38.7

Do the work.

2:39.7

That's not, this ain't it.

2:40.9

You're taking me on a nice date and like, you can't, you can't decide that.

2:45.2

How long had he been divorced?

2:48.5

Very, I don't even know if they'd been fully divorced, which by the way,

...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Stefanie Taylor, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Stefanie Taylor and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.

Copyright © Tapesearch 2026.