Stuck at home, bored and alone, you'd think I could have some fun of my own.

But I'm bored AF.

I'm bored AF.

With Cecily and Stephanie.

Hello, everybody.

Welcome to board A.F.

It's that's, that means bored as fuck. Yeah. Board as fuck. We're so cool. We're so edgy. We are. It's really early in the morning. On a Friday, kind of weird rainy. We're just all over the place. We've been recording kind of nonstop. Is it raining? Because I woke up with a headache and I was like, this is interesting. I feel like I have a weather headache, but I had no idea why. But I haven't been outside. It's a high humidity, a little sprinkly. It's going to change, though. Don't get excited. But I'm going to have. Don't come at me. Don't say anything to me about this. You can, but other people

cannot. Okay. I have a pumpkin spice situation tomorrow. I will be near Starbucks. Not always near

Starbucks, but when I am, I'm going to give myself some, I like it. I like it because it represents

football and autumn. I freaking love that shit.

And I'm that, I'm that girl. I'm not like other girls. I'm not like other girls. I just like

Coco. Do you have like a live, laugh, love, framed print in your house? I have a tattooed on my ankle. Oh. You know that. You did it. You did the tat. It's very messy. I don't mean to be rude, but it's really illegible. I can't even, it just looks like straight like red lines. Okay. I was drunk when I tatted you. That's, you know, I was, I had a one, one time relapse. But yeah, I got real drunk and you were like, oh my God, give me a tat. Which is, you're like, I don't even have the equipment. I was like, let's go buy it. We went to Dita Vantisa's house. Or no, Kat Von D. I get them confused. Cat Von D. Is there a different one? Wait. I have stories about... Wait. Wait. Cat von... They're two different people. Yeah, there's Kat Von D. And Dita Vantyce. Okay. But are they're both tatty, right? They're both very tiny, like short bangs. Wait. Katz. Which one do you think is the biggest tat one? Cat, for sure. She has like a tattoo place. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Yes. They're both, you know. But one of them, Dita, I think they both dated Marilyn Manson, but definitely Dita. Okay. How do you, it's, oh, Dita Vanty's. Okay. Dita Vanty. Yes, they both are black hair like short bangs. Yeah, like short bangs. Yeah. Baby bangs, tats. I mean, always chosen over me for sure. Always.

Or at least the kind of guy that I like.

Dita Vantis is a burlesque dancer also.

Right.

Okay.

I love that.

She's a model actress, of course, businesswoman.

I have a story about her.

I've got a story.

Author and burlesque.

Tell me.

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