Bored AF: Do I Look Pregnant?
Rose Pricks: A Bachelor Roast
Stefanie Taylor
4.4 • 1.7K Ratings
🗓️ 1 September 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Stuck at home, bored and alone, you'd think I could have some fun of my own. |
| 0:08.6 | But I'm bored A-F. |
| 0:14.5 | I'm bored A-F. |
| 0:16.1 | With Cecily and Stephanie. |
| 0:17.6 | What's up, everybody? |
| 0:19.5 | It is Bored A-F, and it's your girls. What up? What up? What up? What up y'all? Now, I'm gonna, that's my new catchphrase. I don't know. I trademarked it. Remember, we've talked about this, but how I used to try to start my sets. And listen, I was being, I was doing a thing and it was ironic, but I would come up and I would, |
| 0:43.0 | I would go like, what's up? |
| 0:46.2 | Motherfuckers. |
| 0:47.7 | We talked about this a lot. |
| 0:49.1 | And then, you know, it would just be funny because it's like a funny thing to do. |
| 0:53.3 | I think because if you watch a lot |
| 0:55.1 | of stand up, a lot of like black comedians are like, what a motherfucker's? You know, so I was doing a thing |
| 1:01.8 | by like how white I am that even when I say that, it's white. But do you think that would be |
| 1:06.7 | offensive now? Well, I told you, I mean, first of all, no. I don't think it'd be offensive. |
| 1:12.3 | But I told you that I had that. My opener was, where my hole's at? Right. I'm not even joking. It was, I would say it over and over and people occasionally be like, I'm over here. And then I'm like, no, but seriously, where are my prostitutes? Right. Yes. That's that was, that's, because we have a similar sense of, that's because we, we like the same kind of humor. We get it is what it is. That's because I steal jokes from you. That's because, you know, listen, it rubs off. It's not stolen. Well, I never stole a joke from you. |
| 1:45.0 | But you get, Stephanie, and we've said this on the show, was very generous with her joke. |
| 1:49.5 | So if she had a joke that she never had done on TV yet or whatever, I remember I was doing a |
| 1:53.8 | corporate gig and I had to fill like 45 minutes. |
| 1:56.9 | I don't know how I got that gig because I was like two years into stand up. |
| 2:00.4 | And I didn't have enough material. And Stephanie's like, take the take something joke. Take that you gave me a bunch of jokes to use at the corporate because it wasn't going to be televised. It was pre-cell phone. Oh, yeah. I've given, I gave Bonnie McFarland did a gig recently. I gave her the joke about don't you hate when you're |
| 2:19.0 | having sex, don't you? |
| 2:21.6 | That joke. |
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