Hey, everybody, it's me, your bearded bruiser, Jake, here once again to proceed the episode to let you know that the same issue from last week happened, uh, during the same recording time. And so you're going to be hearing my laptop audio instead of the proper mic input that I had plugged into my home setup. Uh, last week, I got a lot of people saying that they were very forgiving and, you know, they understood that mistakes happen and I really appreciate it. But let me just say this week, we're going full Omerta, all right? Nobody snitch on me. Don't tell Marcus, don't tell Holden, don't tell Ben or Henry, all right? As song as anybody is concerned, this never happened. All right, the episode went smoothly. I'm a genius. And if anybody says otherwise, I will come at you, body and soul, you will be sent to the god dang shadow realm. Do you hear me, all right? All right, you're with me? We've got to get through this together. All right? You screw me? I screw you. This is how this works now. Okay? Now enjoy the episode.

Ah! Hey everybody! It's your crazy psycho bandit bruiser, Holden McNeely.

Hi, and it's me, shooty-shun-boom, Bizzango, has a shiznid, my dude, crumpets, quirky, side-n-p-p-cad-N-PC, Jake.

And me, CrapTrap!

Oh, yeah, I love Claptrap.

He's real pathetic.

Ah!

He's real.

He just keeps talking.

Here's 800 jokes a minute.

Ah!

About five of them actually go over!

Gah!

We are here to talk to you guys today about gearbox software and borderlands.

We called this borderlands so that people would be like, oh, bra, sweat.

I know what borderlands is.

I love that hit video game series by 2K games.

But we are also definitely talking about the history of Gearbox because it is wild, ladies

and gentlemen.

I'm so excited.

So not only are you going to get a fun love fest and I mean, we're not going to like

only love on it because I will talk about how the humor I think is a little too much at

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