It is the Jesse Kelly show. Let's have some fun. It's going to be and it's going to be a legendary night. Why?

Well, it's not just that we're going to talk about border stuff and why the communist ruin late night comedy and problems with the Afghan refugees.

What a shock. It's not just that we're going to make fun of Prince Harry. It's going to be a legendary night because of me.

What? What? Chris? Listen, let me explain.

Jack Youngblood. You may not know that name. He was a football player once and he played a game. I think it was a playoff game. Maybe even a super bowl game.

He played a football game with a broken leg. A broken leg football. You know the sport. You use your legs for.

I am basically Jack Youngblood. What Chris? I'm basically Jack Youngblood right now mixed in with I mean a bunch of war heroes or something like that. What do I mean?

I'm losing my voice. I don't know that I've ever lost my voice. Chris, have I ever lost my voice? Maybe maybe I don't know.

So I'm a person that's going to talk to you on the radio tonight without a voice. I know you're thinking to yourself, Jesse, you're never going to be able to do it.

You have sorely, sorely underestimated me. We are going to get through an entire national show speaking to all of America with me not having a voice.

Are we going to be a little heavier on the audio tonight? Probably. Am I going to need like 10 guests? Hopefully not, but we're going to have to wait and see.

Now let's begin with something not necessarily politically related. Human nature.

Why do people who win a lot of money? Why does it go poorly so often? So so often. Why does this happen?

Case you're wondering why I brought this up. There's an article about it out there. Some guy just won $432 million in New York. And the article goes into all these different people who've won powerball mega millions and their life turns into a disaster.

Why does this happen all the time there are TV shows on this my life. I think what was called my life after the lottery that may not be it.

You and I. We get something wrong. I get it wrong all the time. We get something wrong. And it's human nature to get this wrong. But I think it's important. We at least acknowledge that this happens.

I'm not going to spend a second on this. Then we're going to get to Pelosi and Sockie and why we're run by children and everything else.

We think to ourselves. Like I said, I do this all the time. We think to ourselves that next thing is going to be the thing that makes me happy or content.

Yeah, I love my TV. But if I could get that 72 inch tall, then I'd be set forever. I'm never going to want to see another TV once I get the 72 inch.

And then how long's that last? Oh, to the 80 inch comes out. Oh, got to have the 80 inch. We make this mistake with how much money we make.

There's nothing wrong. Remember with wanting to make money. Don't be one of those people go make as much as you can. Yes, I know you're going to Chris go make as much money as you possibly can.

But don't think that next promotion with the $10,000 a year pay bump. Don't think to yourself. That's what's going to do it.

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