From the Abraham Lincoln Radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center.

The Armstrong and Gettyshow.

You might have thought that was Miami Spring Break.

But then you heard the elephants and you thought, now I'm pretty sure they don't even have elephants at spring break.

Many more since they were hunted out of extinction.

We'll explain what that was coming up a little bit later.

It's quite the mayhem there, including elephants.

So stay tuned.

Insane and terrifying.

Although I guess Miami was insane and terrifying too.

Yeah, it's in Pepper Balls.

And got to run through that.

I got to admit when I first saw the story, I thought, why don't they just let the kids have their fun?

Why are they cracking down?

Because they kept claiming it was because of COVID.

And I thought, what, whatever.

No, that's not exactly what was going on there.

And the reason they're not telling you why they're cracking down in Miami is also an interesting political story.

So get to that later this hour.

I think I know where you're going.

So what are the strange journalistic threads running through the weekend?

Strange doesn't do it justice, really troubling, weird journalistic threads over the weekend.

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